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High Jinks at the High Hill Hotel
The High Hill Hotel has been in the Bumbler family for centuries, but that is all about to come to an untimely end if the dastardly Uncle Hugo has his way. So, it’s all up to young Perry Bumbler and his best friend Malaika to save the day (and the hotel). That’s of course if they can survive the dark and stormy night. Cut off from civilisation, with an eccentric collection of guests, they not only need to find a fabled treasure lost for years but avoid the fallout of a sprout heavy lunch and stay one step ahead of a murderous strangler. The stakes are high, as are the high jinks.
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Gottle O' Geer
A murder in the sleepy Bavarian village of Strudelberg means a new case for hard drinking DI Lederhosen. The death of a famous ventriloquist plunges Lederhosen into his darkest mystery yet. Not only does he have to catch the killer before he strikes again, but needs to keep the only witness alive, the ventriloquists dummy. All without moving his lips...
Kate Mossed Loaf of Bread
Horris Hackney, top London cabbie, has a new mystery on his hands when someone leaves behind a severed head in his back seat. Can Hackney reunite it with the body in time before it's too late. Will this traffic ever move. How many times can he go around in a circle before his Japanese passengers realise. Lost Head (translated from the cockney) is the latest in the London Cabbie Mystery series.
Footfall
Chief Chiropodist for Scotland Yard, Nasal Twang, has a thing for feet, but a bigger passion for justice. He remedies bizarre crimes (and athletes foot). From the fungal nail infection of a murdered hotel guest, to the ingrowing toenail of a top judge, Nasal Twang is on the trail. Ending in a nail biting finale where a verruca may mean the difference between life and death...
Four Annoying Children
The misadventures of the hopeless four. Milly is stuck up a hill, her wheelchair has a puncture. Can George, with his flat feet, asthma and acute angina, reach her in time. Poppadom has anxiety and Therese is trying her best to get him out of the caravan, but her cankles are painful and she could murder a Big Mac. Can our helpless heroes rise to the challenge, does anyone care...
Four Crap Their Pants
Milly, George, Poppadom and Therese are back, and along with their three legged dog, Tripod, they are digging for hidden treasure, in a haunted castle, overlooking Pirates Bay. But Milly has agoraphobia, George has throbbing piles, Poppadom can't decide on the days pronouns and Therese has gone into a diabetic coma. It's not looking good for our witless comrades. Can they find the treasure and best the ghost of Salty Barnacle.
Four Find Gore Galore
It is summer and at camp, Tripod their dog, has just been eaten by a shark. Milly is in an iron lung. George has gone cock-eyed. Poppadom has a split personality disorder and Therese has the meat sweats. Can everyone gather together and solve the riddle of the post office massacre.
Four and the Tuck Shop Terror
Milly is a schizophrenic. George has monkey pox. Poppadom is going cold turkey and Therese has become a vegan. Can the gang work out who has stolen all the sweets from the school tuck shop and stop the corrupt mayor from knocking down their safe space.