Open your eyes in wonder at the amazing titles this sublime author has produced. Many are but a figment of his fevered imagination, but we do our best to humour him. The real ones are highlighted and you can buy them now and help fund his latest expedition to darkest Peru.

A question as old as time itself. Just how many lives has Horatio led? What is his past, shrouded in secrecy. Are his tales to be believed or are they the half truths and imaginings of a man with too much intellect and too much time on his hands. Well, the answers are here. Compiled for the first time Horatio BLOOM reveals all, well, as much as his lawyers will let him anyway.

Despite his prolific writing career Horatio BLOOM will not be chained to a desk. He can always be found here or there getting up to some form of mischief. All reported sightings of this mad genius are stored here for your perusal. For legal reasons, where he was doing it and with whom, may be withheld to protect the innocent. But mostly HB himself.